Just Say No!

Nancy Regan said no and she never smoked crack.

Why the fuck are you? Also… you’re on the wrong website, we bought this because the guy that owns the website you’re looking for is kinda a pill… in our opinion. You’re allowed to like him. Anyways, welcome!

Building exterior in Toronto, Canada

I used to own 3 turtles

It’s not really a big deal, they only lived a few years and didn’t really do much… they just sorta lived in their stupid turtle box.

Families Don’t Crack

Experience not smoking crack in a family friendly environment!

Multiple LLCs

Find out the future of tax evasion when you’re a paramedic with 3 companies!

Furry

Really running out of shit to write at this point but Furries are cool.

Consulting

Didn’t even have to write a headline for this. Dot Oline will totes consult you!

Begging

Just … stop. Lots of people are sober. They go to meetings to meet other people. You doing it live is begging for money. Plain and simple.

Astronomical Expectations

YOU AIN’T SUPPOSED TO SMOKE CRACK. YOU AIN’T SUPPOSED TO GET DRUNK AND BEAT YO WIFE. FFS ya’ll want the world handed to you, good job not doing WHAT YOU SUPPOSED TO FUCKING DO.

Ok this is excessive

I’m not even using SEO for this anymore I’m just tired of typing and forgot what the hell I’m even doing this for… dafuq is this website.

Oh, Erik

  • Erik got pissed
  • Ya’ll pissed him off more
  • Rebrand… seriously… Erik’s a thing.
Tourist taking photo of a building
Windows of a building in Nuremberg, Germany

Fuck is this shit

  • It’s a building
  • Don’t take advice from tiktokers
  • If they on live with less than 2k viewers they broke and begging for money. Strait lace.

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